Russian Runaway

So last night I dreamed that I was really born in Russia, but I ran away to America at the age of three. My parents were really upset. My mom had the brilliant idea that I went to America, so she did, too, and we found each other because we were both singing at the same time and we invented a new chord, which was the start of American Idol.
I think this calls for a:
where the crap did that come from!?!?
There was more, but I don't remember it well enough to explain it. I know it involved some fellow music majors taking a trip to a different country and trying to buy music/take piano class for an upcoming school musical.
But still.
Russia??
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