Roomy hilarity...

Milestone!
This is my first blog related entirely to my roomy that is completely positive and not a rant or creative list of ways to be rid of her...
We've had some quotes piling up from when we're extra loopy tired and getting ready for bed, and I wanted to share some. You'll either be amused or just confused, but either way, it's all good. =]
*I was trying to convince Melissa that it wasn't night, it was morning, and it was time to wake up. She said the sun went down. I said it didn't and it was on the other side of the world. We argued, and I blurted out (really quickly): IT'S GIVING LIGHT TO CHINA!!!
her: WHAT??
me: ...it's giving light to China?
her: OK. 'Cause that's definitely not what I heard.
(think about it...it kind of rhymes with some female things...)
*Me: There's my gum!
Melissa: ...what about a motorcycle?
*Melissa: At least you're don't not think that I look like a dead sheep.
*Melissa: That was like pain in a bucket!
*Melissa: You know what the down side of covering your eyes is?
Me: ...you can't see?
Melissa: ...yeah.
*Melissa: Did you know that chicken pot pies are not made from stegosaurus?
*Me: Nettie pot pies are not made from styranasaurus. (BTW, Melissa made up the term nettie pot pie...and neither one of us knows what that is...)
*Me: *marks Melissa's arm with a green marker*
Melissa: I have a skin deformity! It's like the Hulk! Hey...I match my headphones now...
Me: Hey! You match my marker, too! *holds up marker Melissa was marked with* Wait...
*Melisa: *pokes head through bunk bed rungs* I feel like the Brady Bunch.
*Me: bed bunk rings. AKA bed bunk rungs. AKA bunk bed rungs. =P
*Melissa: Long days, short pants...
Me: That sounds like a porno...
Melissa: With penguins!
*Melissa drew a mustache on my mirror that was too short for me, and I was goofing around and stood on my tiptoes/bent down.
Me: My eyebrows have a mustache...my boobs have a mustache!!!
*Melissa: Conveniently, college and knowledge rhyme!
*Melissa: He's like a pecan, but without the helmet...*pause* That was weird even by my standards. I didn't even know that pecans wore helmets!