Rachel Squared and Sandy-ness...

"Which way do I turn? F---."
Throwing M&Ms during movie, one bounces off of Rachel's head.
Glance over during movie, Rachel fanning herself "It smells..."
"Hey! That's not a fishbowl. Well, technically it is, but for microscopic fish...not that kind of fish."
Hit Rachel on head, she farts. "It's because your esophagus is in your head!...wait. It's in your throat. Nevermind."
"It smells like cinnamon!" "Really? I just farted."
To pee or not to pee.
Converting Lyra song to toys r us song
"You hit me with my balls!" "Those are so NOT balls...they're peanut butter cups!" "Are too! They're round and they have a creamy center..."
"I just farted." "Is it going to smell like peppermint now?"
"FIRECROTCH! ...wait."
"Ron Weasley HAS to be a fire crotch with all that red hair..."
"Slut!" "Skank!" Whore!" "...hobo?"
"Drag queen! Wait! King..."
"You just keep talking yourself into walls..." "Well it makes sense in MY head, just not in anybody else's."
*I hit Sandy on head* me: "OW!!" others *laugh* me: "You have a skull...that's made of bones...so it's hard. And it hurts."
me: "OW! Even though that hurt the goldfish and not me. Sometimes I say ow for other things...like when I throw something, I say ow for it but it doesn't hurt me."
And I know I'm forgetting most. =]