CRAZY dreams part 4,857,684

Yet another whacko dream.
I don't remember all of it, and some of it is so random I don't think I could make any sense of it if I wanted to.
But I do remember parts, and one of those parts was that HP7 was being released again. In paperback form. In different colors. And there was a midnight release party for it. So Sandy, Kristina and I decided to go (no Rachel T?!...). It was at Wartburg, which was a half hour away. Some strange stuff happened in there, I'm not sure of what exactly. Then the book came out. The one I got was blue, and the cover was gone. The story was entirely different and there were illustrations in it. And at the very very end (no epilogue this time) there was a sticker in every book that said "And Jess, the Theological Lesbian, has arrived."
....
???
Ooookay!
I think the other parts involved having to be enrolled at Wartburg to go to the midnight release party, my trying to draw pictures of everything going on (including the food), randomly shopping for half off capris but never trying them on, going to a cousin's party thinger (while my cousin looked suspiciously like Greenlee from my soap) and taking care of her baby (those who watch AMC will catch the slight irony in that...it was a baby boy, too), there being a subway system called "the bug" at Wartburg, one of my parents having an eye doctor appointment which involved everyone getting up at 5am and going outside, then eating frozen breakfast burritos for breakfast. I think I had poptarts and tried to draw everyone's burrito.
That's everything I can remember, I do believe.
But still...Jess the Theological Lesbian?!? Quoi??