All My Children

So apparently I missed a LOT over the month of May.
I'm finally almost completely caught up.
Adam is out to get JR. Something with the his shares of Chandler Enterprises. Apparently, Adam struck a deal with Zach, but I'm not completely sure of what the deal was.
Greenlee has returned and is a bitch. I can't really stand her at the moment, but it does make things interesting as there's been a cat fight with almost all of her old friends...especially with Annie, as she's married to Ryan (Greenlee's guy) and Greenlee wants him back (even if she won't just come out and say it).
Greenlee also took back her shares of Fusion, so Babe is worth nothing there-she had intern status, but then she quit as Greenlee was exceedingly nasty towards her. Babe and JR are striking a deal with some Chandler Enterprise shares-one of them is selling theirs back (JR?) and Babe is using the wad of cash to invest in some other Adam-free company. I'm hoping she buys into Fusion again and gets more shares than Greenlee, but I kind of doubt it.
Erica and Jackson are getting a divorce, but they are taking their sweet time and making it very, very public. I'm kind of getting annoyed. Pick a direction and run with it, I can't stand the on again off again junk. I would like to see wedding number eleven (Jackson is Erica's 10th husband).
Krystal is completely separated from Adam (jerk...) and just pawned all the jewelry he's given her over the...year. She wants the cash to put towards a "dream" of hers, but she won't say what that dream is. My mom thinks she's buying the bar that Babe worked at before Fusion.
Jenny is back from the clutches of Adam and crazy Janet from another planet (yes, that's what she's called. She's insane. She put her husband-whose nickname was porkchop-in the freezer for a time out and in all seriousness thought that she could just thaw him out when she wanted to. And she blew up a Mardi Gras party last year to get revenge for her daughter. And kidnapped a bunch of people, stuck them in the back of a truck, gave them laughing gas and put them in quicksand-they knew exactly who was missing because she left their shoes wherever it is she kidnapped them. Dressed up as Santa once and took little A and stuck him in a nativity scene. Tried to drown Di. Stuck Kenall in a hammock-while pregnant-hanging off the ten story tall roof of Fusion and directly over the street. Among many other things). So it's a good thing she doesn't have Jenny anymore.
I think Tad and Krystal should be together.
Ava (Lily's half sister) dressed up as Lily during Ryan and Annie's wedding so she could see what it's like to be accepted. Apparently, she kissed Jonathan (Lily's ex) and he found out and was ticked. Most everyone strongly dislikes her, but for no apparent reason.
Hannah left town, but it's possible that Zach (Kendall's husband) had some...fun...with her to make her pregnant, as all she wanted was a child but Ethan (her and Zach's son) passed away and she had nothing.
And I think that's about everything.
I really wish there was another AMC fanatic at Wartburg...I think Megan's the only fan friend I've got...Chelsea was getting to the addicted point, but she's back in CO now. Methinks I should convert someone... *mischevious grin*