70%...that seems a bit low...

B l O n d t e s t
1. [x] You have choked on your water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [ ] You didn't know how to read until 3rd grade.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
7. [x] You have jumped off something.
8. [x] You have been shocked.
9. [x] You have put metal in the microwave.
10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the show you were watching. [i think once or twice the show...nine times out of ten, what just happened...]
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [] Your friends call you blonde a lot.
13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes.
14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [] You have worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day.
16. [] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
17. [] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
19. [] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curling iron.
20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
after you finish this multiply by 5
additions of my own.
*having to argue with people that your hair is, indeed, blonde.
*not realizing it's brass only day...for a long time.
*taking a full half hour to understand the simplest joke ever. (tour guide: and what did they [some member of the kennedy family] name their daughter, does anyone know? sandy: barbie. me: giggles. ::thirty minutes later:: me: BURSTS out in hysterics sandy: what?? me: (in between laughs) barbie...kennedy...HAHAHAHA sandy: *blank stare* i thought you got that a half hour ago...) (inaugural parade, junior year, DC)
*spelling homemade "homade" and not realizing the negative connotation until your dad makes a joke about it fifteen minutes later...
*having chocolate ice cream stuck in your nose all day.
*launching your glasses alllll the way across the gym in the eighth grade with a badmintion racket...by accidentally hitting the back of your ear
*spelling your name rachel dachel at the age of six
*making really stupid mistakes. (while trying to find a popcorn bowl.... sarah: why don't you just use the green one? me: it's too big... sarah: ::blank stare:: ...why...does it matter?)
*killing a bug with a flyswatter involves jumping, being timid, and flying back while squealing when you flick it off of the carpet and it flies at you...
*putting your flute up in band at practice in parade block and having the end of it launch itself across the parking lot
*causing pile ups in the field show
yeah...there's more where that came from...